@marvel Flattery will get you nowhere! Probably. Maybe. *looks the other way*
I strongly disagree, but the wank ain’t worth it: the tumblr story
when u think about it you’re either a shift or caps lock person
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I’VE NEVER BEEN THIS HAPPY IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!!!
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People who don't wear glasses: I wish I wore glasses.
People who wear glasses: No.
cap 2 just solidifies this post
I think the main reason I don’t want to ship them romantically (besides the fact that I really like movieverse Widow with Hawkeye) is that they’re such good FRIENDS and I like that so much.
I would watch about a hundred seasons of a romcom where two lady serial killers wind up sharing an apartment and trying to hide their crimes from each other
YES GOOD PLS
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